D.R.C to enter the Twilight Zone?
In a dazzling and fearless feat of journalism, the Desperate
Readers Chronicle reveal plans of new traffic control around
The area covered by these schemes is to become infested with
road humps and speed tables, new one-way systems are also part
devilish plan. Driving the full length of
Avenue will be a pleasure of the past. After studying the plan
one member of the news team will now need to take sandwiches to
sustain him on the journey to his mothers’ house.
Although it is feared that no car can traverse this area unless
it has a full tank of fuel, the Council regrets that there is
not sufficient space to build a filling station.
In the likely event of fuel exhaustion drivers are urged to stay
with their vehicles until the emergency fuel patrol van arrives.