Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar.
Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?"
Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?"
"Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing,
but I think I've got that right now."
"I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right."
"You play golf?"
"Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
"But, you're blind. How can you play golf if you can't see?"
"I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the
fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and
play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands,the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again play the ball towards his voice."
"But, how do you putt?".
"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of
the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice."
"What's your handicap?"
"Well, I'm a scratch golfer."
Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round some time."
"Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."
Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm game for that, when would
you like to play?"
Stevie says, "Pick a night."