THE CATALANS MYSTERY

 

Dateline 30/6/95

 

Members  of  Waltham  Forest's premier news team were gathering for their

weekly  meeting.    We sat in the hall discussiung our assignments and

editing  some  pretty breathtaking shots of the garden open day.  At this

point  I  ask  the help of our faithful readers, we have had reports that

M.P  Iain Duncan-Smith attended the opening but none of the team saw him;

so if you have any photos of him please let me know.

 

Anyway  we  first  had inklings that something was afoot as Barry entered

the  hall  pushing  a  trolley and distributed quiche and gateau. We then

made  our  way  after  cleaning  cream and jelly (which reminds me I must

tell  you  about our street party) from unmentionable places, to the Page

Room

 

It  was  at  this point that we found our traditional venue full ,rumours

were rife, they were CATALANS,

 

WHY WERE THEY HERE? WHAT WERE THEY?

 

Later  I  found  out  from Karen they were a group from Catalonia who had

visited WFAPD later that day.  BUT WHY WERE THEY AT THE D.R.C?

 

P.S.  They  had among them a young man who turned all the female knees at

WFAPD to jelly..... damned clever them Catalans

 

 

Ralph (making mountains out of molehills) Edmunds