ALLEGEDLY!

 

Rumours  that  Keith had to have his jacket surgically removed are vastly

exaggerated.    "It's  because  of the recent heatwave" a spokesperson for

Keith  said  at  the  press conference. The spokesperson was adamant that

the  jacket  would  NOT  be  appearing  in Hugh Grant's show of celebrity

discarded clothes.

 

 

Ralph (lying through his teeth) Edmunds