the mating call of a
you call a skeleton in a closet?
What do you call two skunks that
Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do
single guys have? Palm Sunday
"Your place or mine?"
wrongs are only the beginning
"I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
"You mean you've got a Great Dane and a donkey?"
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead politician in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
think nobody cares about you,
Her: "I'm a female impersonator."
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire.
What's long and thin covered in skin, red in parts and goes in tarts?
IS THERE A DOG? at 3.30am
.. a TV programme for agnostic, dyslexic insomniacs
One is weasily identified but
the other is stoatally different
What do you call a woman with no knickers sitting on a newspaper
A lip reader